Goodbye screwy week. I’m glad your (almost) over with. Take your “painless endoscopy” (ha) and your painful stomach full of gas and fearful panic from my enflamed chest and ribs with you. Shove off. And good riddance!
Just to celebrate, I’ve skipped my last Carafate dosage of the day so I could eat when I wanted and take my sleepy pills when I felt like it. 😛