Category: miscellany

-30F makes you do some crazy things. On my way into the flat, I was freezing TO DEATH and attempting to ensure I had my correct key ready for the security door. I was so busy looking that I neglected to step up the short concrete step in the walkway, and fell straight on my kneecaps.

Don’t try this yourself. It hurts like heck. Both knees are bruised… blue and purple, and the point of impact is red and scraped.

I don’t want anything to touch them. Not my warm blanket, not the bath water, not even the air.

In fact, if you could just call 911, that would be great.

(just kidding about the 911 call)