I like horoscopes. This one is from Jonathan Canier, for a moonchild, for the month of 激情人妻偷乱在线视频.
Consequences, they occur after something has happened. First, the event takes place. The decision is made. The intention is announced. Then, the implications begin to sink in. The results arrive. The side-effects become clear. So, er… maybe, this month, there’s not much you can do. By and large, you’re dealing with the inevitable outcome of something that has already been done. Apart from one thing, that is. How things pan out next will depend on how you react to that reaction. This is your chance to compound a problem – or to reduce it. To go deeper into conflict or to reach for peace. To be wise… or to be impassioned. 🙂
Just found mine….
Capricorns are hardworking, reliable, and dull as hell. They are always on the move, headed to their next delusion of grandeur. They are often good at math which explains why they are such pains in the ass. René Descartes was a great mathematician and a crappy philosopher, so he must have been a Capricorn. Stephen Hawking is even more Capricorn because he’s all of the above and a pompous S.O.B. to boot. Sure, he’s overcome a lot of obstacles etc. etc., but even in perfect health you can’t overcome being a Capricorn. Most politicians are Capricorns, which is why our country is always in the hole. It is not surprising that politicians need so much security around them all the time. Capricorns are like a strange cross between a Leo and a Virgo. They think that this makes them both charismatic and logical. In reality, it means that they are tight-assed and nitpicky, and have to keep their egos in the backyard. In the event of nuclear war, only cockroaches and Capricorns would find a way to survive. The rest of us just don’t want to live in a world like that. The nation’s cockeyed system of toll roads was probably designed by a freakin’ Capricorn. They learn how to screw the public over at an early age. Their parents buy them books of law for Christmas so they can underline the loopholes. Capricorns cannot even fathom, much less describe, philosophical concepts because they don’t involve equations. (See comments about Descartes and Hawking above) Capricorns own lots of Filofaxes and other tools to organize the lives they do not have. They love to be seen talking on their cell phones. These phones are not actually turned on because Capricorns don’t have any friends to call. Capricorns went out of style in 1989. They still believe that Trump was a visionary. Most of the people arrested for counterfeiting are Capricorns
Umm…. I must be on the cusp! ;o)
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Did you write that yourself? You should be an astrologer. 🙂
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