So, we went off to Kohls to spend our Christmas gift cards. She picked out a few toys and I headed off to lingerie. We took stuff into the dressing room, where I promptly told her not to look. It’s not that I’m shy. I just don’t want to hear, “Mom! I see your boobs!” echo unceremoniously throughout the dressing room.
So I picked out what I wanted and we headed for the cashier. Upon laying my stash on the checkout counter, the tag on the underwear showing a picture of how it looks on the underwear model appeared for her to see.
“Mom? You want your butt to look like that??”
“Yes, honey. Yes, I do.”