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for Americans who choose to shop with English citizens: Prepare an autobiographical summary of the UK citizen before going to shop.

This will significantly narrow down questions from sales staff, such as:

Where are you from, if you don’t mind my asking?
How did you meet your fiancee, seeing that you lived 4,000 miles away?
What about that political incident in 1953 when there was that thing that England did?
Let’s talk about the upside and downside of the NHS, ok? Because we might be headed in that direction.
Where exactly IS Milton Keynes?
Any other question involving something only a UK Citizen would know… petrol prices? Riding the tube? Gordon Brown?

After jewelry store #4, we hit the Verizon kiosk to talk about cell phone coverage. The sales girl was mid “I don’t know anything about Verizon. I’m a former Alltel employee” when she also had loads of questions about everything English.

I guess after 4 hours of searching for wedding rings, I may have lost a bit of my sense of humour. 😀

All fixed with roast chicken, wine and several “I love you’s” from Ian. 😀

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Remember that most people in England don’t know the answer to Question 5 either !! In fact most of us from “the North” regard it as a sort of mystical place in Narnia or The Shire. Drivers who go there are rarely seen again but that’s more to do with the street layout there than anything more sinister.

Just to be sure, check Ian’s feet for excessive hair and be VERY careful putting on any ring he gives you. Oh and if he starts muttering “my precious, precious” in his sleep, don’t immediately assume he’s seeing someone else !

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