there will be something funny to say about this day, but right now, I can’t find anything. Funnily enough (or not, really), the people close to me knew my day would be jacked up. So thanks to Jane who was writing to me at 1:30 in my morning and forcing me to focus, Ian who was my balancing beam throughout the day, my Mother who talked me out of pacing and got me laughing again, my dad who called to check up on me, and my sister-in-law who always has something very calming to say.
Oh, and Paul McKenna, whose voice, at his own insistance is extremely calming. Of course, he’s a hypnotist, so what can I expect?
Sorry to be vague, but it’s needed right now. Things will get better from here. 🙂
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Thry this . . .
So, a horse walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, Hey! Why the long face?
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lol… 🙂
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Ohh… This must be the bad joke corner of the blogosphere…
Why do squirrels swim on their backs…? To keep their nuts dry…
Hang in their babe…
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why do divers fall backwards out of the dingy?
cos if they fell forward they’de still be in the boat!
sorry that was shep’s joke xx
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Fletch – Too funny! Thank you.. 😉
Tan – I like that one! xx
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A priest, a rabbi, a minister and an imam walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, “What is this? A joke?”
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A duck waddles into a bar and orders a scotch, neat. The bartender says, “That will be $5.00.” The duck says, “Just put it on my bill.”
bulldog – those are cute
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I think he’s trying to build up our repertoire. 🙂
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A lady walks into a bar with a pig. The bartender says, “Why did you bring that ugly thing in with you?” The lady says, “Hey! Back off! This is a show-winning Vietnamese pigmy pig.” The bartender says, Lady, I was talking to the pig.”
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A Frenchman walks into a bar and he has a parrot on his shoulder. The parrot is wearing a baseball cap. And the bartender says, “Hey, that’s neat — where did you get that?” And the parrot says, “France — they’ve got millions of them there.”
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A naked guy walks into a bar with a pair of jumper cables wrapped around his neck and orders a Scotch and soda. The bartender says, “O.K., but don’t start anything.”
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A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog by its hind legs, and swung him around in a circle. The bartender says, “Hey buddy, what are you doing?” And the blind man says, “Don’t mind me, I’m just looking around.”
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra….
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Dyslexics of the world UNTIE!!
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Did he believe in Dog?
he he he at fletch
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Guy walks into a bar. Ouch. 🙂
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Change of pace . . .
A woman with one leg shorter than the other – Eileen
A Chinese woman with one leg shorter than the other – Irene
A guy with no arms and legs in a swimming pool – Bob
A guy with no arms and legs on the floor – Matt
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You people are too funny. 🙂
xxx
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Ugh…I don’t think I can add anything here, I always forget jokes. Can I just laugh at everyone else’s?
Things ARE better incidentally, way better than a while back, keep at it girl :o)
😉 True that.
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Bulldog… Oh no…! No the ‘Name’ Jokes!!!
It’s a slippery slope dude… You’re only one step away from ‘Knock Knock’ or worse, ‘Blonde’ jokes!
Umm… come to think about it…
What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant….
;o)
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Low I know…
OK…
Every day a male co-worker walks up very close to a pretty receptionist standing at the office coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this she can’t stand it anymore and takes her complaint to the Personnel Department and states she wants to make a Sexual harassment complaint against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, ‘What’s sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?’
‘It’s Keith, the dwarf!’
:o)))) What?!!
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What does a blonde say after sex?
You guys all on the same team?
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