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LOLinator

OMG… I am up at 3:30 in the morning LMAO about this link on Dave’s site… The LOLinator. Go ahead and click on it, type in the address of your blog and see what the heck it does. Here’s mine:

http://lolinator.com/lol/lisasplaceinspace.blogspot.com/

Check out the other links on this post, as well. All quite funny, especially “I Can Have Cheezburger“

Today, I was training some people and trying to affix an antenna to a broadband Internet card for a laptop. Our antenna attachment process involves using scissors to cut a piece of velcro, so that we can physically attach the antenna to the laptop, then plug it into the broadband Internet card.

While snipping the velcro tape, my finger got in the way, and it got snipped, too.

So in a room of 7 or 8 nurses, how many got up to help me? Or even expressed concern? Ok, just one with semi-concern and no one jumped up and offered to patch up my injury.

What is up with that? 🙂

I had to excuse myself to go get an alcohol swab and bandaid.

Pretty crazy, huh?

Answer – Sarah McLachlan

I found this on a blog the other day, and found it sweet and soothing. The music itself is in my sidebar, but the lyrics are here:

I will be the answer
At the end of the line
I will be there for you
While you take the time
In the burning of uncertainty
I will be your solid ground
I will hold the balance
If you can’t look down

If it takes my whole life
I won’t break, I won’t bend
It will all be worth it
Worth it in the end
Cause I can only tell you what I know
That I need you in my life
When the stars have all gone out
You’ll still be burning so bright

Cast me gently
Into morning
For the night has been unkind
Take me to a
Place so holy
That I can wash this from my mind
The memory of choosing not to fight

If it takes my whole life
I won’t break, I won’t bend
It will all be worth it
Worth it in the end
‘Cause I can only tell you what I know
That I need you in my life
When the stars have all burned out
You’ll still be burning so bright

Cast me gently
Into morning
For the night has been unkind

The Worst Nightmare

I had the worst nightmare I think my brain could even come up with. I was in a house where there was an evil presence. I walked through the hallway saying, “Daddy, maybe I should stay out of this house…Daddy?” and as I walked down the hall, I felt the presence inside of me. I was possessed; screaming inside, dizzy, nauseous, confused and horrified.

The scream in my head woke me up, and it was so real that it really had me bothered throughout the day.

When I came home, I checked the Internet, and it said to tell yourself that nothing in a nightmare can hurt you. But it’s hard to fight back in your nightmare when you don’t know that you are asleep.

I’m hoping for a more peaceful night.

Daylight Savings Time, Live

So, it’s nearly 2am, and I am sitting here typing this post. I’m only awake because I took a nap at 2pm, for a couple of hours. Then, I started to go to sleep at 9:30 because when my daughter cuddles up to me, what choice do I have. Woke up at 11:30, and here I am.

I have some chamomille tea in front of me, and I’m watching my computer find a virus (!), which is interesting. Myshoutbox.

Just watched my PC apply daylight savings time. That was exciting. Ok, not so much.

Well, at least now it’s only 1am. 🙂

I just saw it on CNN.com: Red Cross: Many evacuees staying with friends, hotels

Just keeping an eye on the wildfires in Southern Cali, where my friend Melissa lives.

And Now, this.

Oh, the Places You’ll Go!

by Dr. Seuss

Congratulations!
Today is your day.
You’re off to Great Places!
You’re off and away!

You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes
You can steer yourself
any direction you choose.

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You’re on your own. And you know what you know.
And YOU are the guy who’ll decide where to go.
You’ll look up and down streets. Look ’em over with care.
About some you will say, “I don’t choose to go there.”
With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet,
you’re too smart to go down any not-so-good street.

And you may not find any
you’ll want to go down.
In that case, of course,
you’ll head straight out of town.

It’s opener there
in the wide open air.

Out there things can happen
and frequently do
to people as brainy
and footsy as you.

And when things start to happen,
don’t worry. Don’t stew.
Just go right along.
You’ll start happening too.

OH!
THE PLACES YOU’LL GO!

You’ll be on your way up!
You’ll be seeing great sights!
You’ll join the high fliers
who soar to high heights.

You won’t lag behind, because you’ll have the speed.
You’ll pass the whole gang and you’ll soon take the lead.
Wherever you fly, you’ll be the best of the best.
Wherever you go, you will top all the rest.

Except when you don’t
Because, sometimes, you won’t.

I’m sorry to say so
but, sadly, it’s true
and Hang-ups
can happen to you.

You can get all hung up
in a prickle-ly perch.
And your gang will fly on.
You’ll be left in a Lurch.

You’ll come down from the Lurch
with an unpleasant bump.
And the chances are, then,
that you’ll be in a Slump.

And when you’re in a Slump,
you’re not in for much fun.
Un-slumping yourself
is not easily done.

You will come to a place where the streets are not marked.
Some windows are lighted. But mostly they’re darked.
A place you could sprain both your elbow and chin!
Do you dare to stay out? Do you dare to go in?
How much can you lose? How much can you win?

And IF you go in, should you turn left or right…
or right-and-three-quarters? Or, maybe, not quite?
Or go around back and sneak in from behind?
Simple it’s not, I’m afraid you will find,
for a mind-maker-upper to make up his mind.

You can get so confused
that you’ll start in to race
down long wiggled roads at a break-necking pace
and grind on for miles across weirdish wild space,
headed, I fear, toward a most useless place.
The Waiting Place…

…for people just waiting.
Waiting for a train to go
or a bus to come, or a plane to go
or the mail to come, or the rain to go
or the phone to ring, or the snow to snow
or waiting around for a Yes or a No
or waiting for their hair to grow.
Everyone is just waiting.

Waiting for the fish to bite
or waiting for wind to fly a kite
or waiting around for Friday night
or waiting, perhaps, for their Uncle Jake
or a pot to boil, or a Better Break
or a string of pearls, or a pair of pants
or a wig with curls, or Another Chance.
Everyone is just waiting.

NO!
That’s not for you!

Somehow you’ll escape
all that waiting and staying.
You’ll find the bright places
where Boom Bands are playing.

With banner flip-flapping,
once more you’ll ride high!
Ready for anything under the sky.
Ready because you’re that kind of a guy!

Oh, the places you’ll go! There is fun to be done!
There are points to be scored. there are games to be won.
And the magical things you can do with that ball
will make you the winning-est winner of all.
Fame! You’ll be famous as famous can be,
with the whole wide world watching you win on TV.

Except when they don’t.
Because, sometimes, they won’t.

I’m afraid that some times
you’ll play lonely games too.
Games you can’t win
’cause you’ll play against you.

All Alone!
Whether you like it or not,
Alone will be something
you’ll be quite a lot.

And when you’re alone, there’s a very good chance
you’ll meet things that scare you right out of your pants.
There are some, down the road between hither and yon,
that can scare you so much you won’t want to go on.

But on you will go
though the weather be foul
On you will go
though your enemies prowl
On you will go
though the Hakken-Kraks howl
Onward up many
a frightening creek,
though your arms may get sore
and your sneakers may leak.

On and on you will hike
and I know you’ll hike far
and face up to your problems
whatever they are.

You’ll get mixed up, of course,
as you already know.
You’ll get mixed up
with many strange birds as you go.
So be sure when you step.
Step with care and great tact
and remember that Life’s
a Great Balancing Act.
Just never forget to be dexterous and deft.
And never mix up your right foot with your left.

And will you succeed?
Yes! You will, indeed!
(98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed.)

KID, YOU’LL MOVE MOUNTAINS!

So…
be your name Buxbaum or Bixby or Bray
or Mordecai Ali Van Allen O’Shea,
you’re off to Great Places!
Today is your day!
Your mountain is waiting.
So…get on your way!

Not A Bad Day

Yesterday, I worked a 13-hour day. We were loading laptops for a new set of end-users coming in. It took FOREVER! Finally, at 8:30pm, I got to leave work, just in time to get home and tuck The Little Kid into bed.

Today, training two classes; 5 people in one, 7 in another. I placed an emergency phone call to our salesperson so we could get some laptop cases and some power inverters for the laptops. I finished training and ran off to bail my mother-in-law out of the hospital. Drove her home, picked up some stuff from the grocery for her, got her meds, then headed home.

On the way home, I talked to a friend who kept me awake for the drive home. I was pretty wired at that point, so I was glad for the company.

Tomorrow is Friday! Hopefully, there will be sunny skies in the morning so I can ride my bike.

Girl Scouts

The little kid is less-than-enthusiastic about her "Save the Earth" badge, which involves picking up trash from around the lake. I'm not sure this is a good idea anyway. What if someone tossed their used hypodermic needle there?

I'm not sure I got to do stuff like this when I was in Girl Scouts. I frankly don't remember too much about it, other than being whisked away to camp for a week and spending my nights in a cabin with a nice layer of daddy longlegs on the ceiling. And I mean "layer".

I got a tick in my leg that week that my dad thankfully removed. When my dog gets a tick, I FREAK out.

Lately, I have developed something of a tolerance for big spiders, though. We have 3 on our back deck. They come down from their hiding place at dusk and start weaving their intricate webs. I never see too much in them. I figure they are either eating fast, or they just don't need to eat very often.

For some reason, they have started weaving trampoline-like webs.. as if they need a net in case they fall.

Yesterday, we transported a spider across town inadvertantly. It rode on the antenna of the Jeep to ice skating lessons. Half-way there, it disappeared. When I got out of the car, I found it tucked into a crevice of the spot where the antenna protrudes from the vehicle.

When we came out of ice skating lessons, it had started a web from the antenna to the door. I asked my husband to remove his spider. He flicked it off, then squashed it. Oddly enough, I was sad about that. I mean, spiders generally only live a year anyway, and it was getting rid of insects.

Who would have thought I would be a spider advocate?

Lakes Might Contain Brain-Eating Amoebas

Seriously.

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