Joint Replacement. It’s Not As Easy As it Sounds

Today, a physical therapist who saw my husband said, “I don’t understand people who say, after knee replacement surgery, that it hurts so bad. They should know what to expect. They got themselves into this. ” Meaning, of course, that knee replacement really is elective… especially if you don’t mind riding in a cart instead of walking for the rest of your life.

So I explained to her that you can say, “This is really going to hurt for awhile” as much as you want, but some things you never know till you experience them. You can imagine a gun shot wound hurts, but you don’t know the pain until it happens. And getting the artificial joints to work like original joints (or close to it) takes some work.

Her response was that they should explain it better in pre-op.

I thought… yeah, this would be a bad time to tell someone surgery is going to hurt. Good thing this woman is not a nurse.

As painful as knee replacement seems to be, things do get better. Even though it may not be obvious for at least a month, that walker does go away.

Girl Scouts are Crazy…

.. and I don’t mean that in a nice way. Why? Because their leader allows them to be.

Tonight’s meeting was on the second floor of a church. I’m not a huge “We MUST be quite in church” person when it’s not Sunday, but there were a few other meetings going on in the building.

Here is what was going on, while the 3 parents in charge of the girls were chatting amongst themselves in the meeting room:

Girls (at least 8 of them) were running (loudly) 30 feet from the meeting room, to the bathroom to get a drink of water, and back again. Several times.

All the while, singing, “Hakuna Matata”.

Jumping up and down, as well.

BANGING on piano keys!

When my daughter passed by, I would instruct her to not do these things, and she was getting the hang of it, just before I said, “Get your coat. We’re leaving. Now.”

All I want to know (not that it matters too much), but is this normal behaviour for Girl Scouts?

What happened to manners and maybe just making noise in the room, but being very quiet outside of it?

Enough Stuff for One Day

The day started off with a little kid not feeling too well. School or no school… that was the question. We decided to try school for awhile, with the understanding that she would have the nurse call me at work if she felt worse later in the day. I think it was mostly sinus drainage.

Then it was off to work, arriving 5 minutes late, due to the extra driving involved in figuring out whether we were going to school or not. Thank goodness for my lead foot! 🙂

About two hours into a very hectic morning, a migraine reared its ugly head. At the first sign of it, I took two Tylenol. About 15 minutes later, the aura appeared. Square lights, swirling around. It makes me sick just to think of it. When the aura left, the awful headache part showed up. I took another Tylenol. I went to lunch and bought an ice bag. After 1/2 hour of putting the ice bag on my head, I felt a lot better. Still queasy, but no splitting headache.

At 4:30, my efficient taxi service left one side of town, picked up the man in the walker on the other side of town, picked up the kid, delivered man to physical therapy, took kid home, let dog out, fed kid, made eggplant parmesan (yummy), picked up man, went to the pharmacy to get drugs, went home, ate dinner, oversaw little kid taking shower, let dog out a few times, cuddled up on the couch with little kid while she fell asleep.

Whew!

By the way, little kid is feeling much better, man has sufficiently exercised his knees (115 degrees-worth… good deal!) and dog’s bladder did not explode.

The Man in the Walker Learns a New Trick

I dropped my husband off at physical therapy yesterday morning. If you haven’t been around for awhile, let me just say that he had a double knee replacement on 朝鲜女人大白屁股ass孕交 12. He is 47 years old. Football is responsible. Football is not worth this sort of thing. Trust me. Several times, I felt like sending the hospital bill to his parents. 🙂

Anyway, while my daughter and I went to finally exchange Christmas gifts, he was learning a new trick. The trick is to stand up with the walker, steady himself, then start walking. Within a few steps, he picked the walker off the floor and walked with his LEGS!

This may not sound so surprising if you weren’t in this from the get-go…. the pain of surgery, the disheartenment when walking even with a walker was tough, the prompt taking of major pain pills every 4 hours, and the question, “What have I done?”

Well, it’s all working out. Yesterday, we even sat in the lower-level living room, where we haven’t been for over a month and rented a movie on the digital cable, whilst watching the big screen tv (graciously donated by my brother last year).

Yay!

Golden Retriever Antics

For the last two days, my dog has needed a bath in the morning. Why? Melting snow and dirt, coupled with the need to roll. The tricky part has been to get her feet clean enough to walk through the kitchen, down the hallway, into my bedroom and then into the shower.

I suppose a homemade “muddy paws cleaning aid” is in order.

This morning, things are frozen over. Thank God.

Up At 4:40 AM

I’m up early today because I’m worried about an upgrade going on at work. Everything was going fine at work until I came back from lunch, and all heck broke loose, for some unknown reason. My manager was in a panic. He said “I’m going to need you guys to do something besides calls…”, like I wasn’t sitting there loading a machine for a new hire coming in on Monday.

I’m sure everything will be fine. I just have a ton of organizing to do today.

Later this month, another upgrade is going on with the main program the users use.

All of the laptops have to be ready, meaning they HAVE to have XP loaded on them. Users on the move all day are hard to tie down for 2 hours to do an upgrade. If they wait for the upgrade on the day of the other upgrade, it’s really going to drag things out considerably.

So today, I’m going through my list of people who I don’t know have XP and calling them.

My progress today should hopefully let me sleep tonight.

Lightning

I wonder if anyone else in the world feels this way. When I get done reading a book, I miss the characters. I want them to go on, even when I know the story is over. But what would they go on TO, now that the interesting part is over?

I just finished Dean Koontz’s, “Lightning“. It’s an interesting story, and takes an odd twist right in the middle. It’s almost like two stories in one, combining a girl’s difficult life, which only makes her strong and determined, time travel, Nazi Germany and lots of action. If you read it, you’ll never think of Uzi’s and Vexxon Gas the same. 🙂

So it’s on to the next book, which I started a month ago, Sandra Brown’s “White Hot“. Sandra Brown writes a good story with the same sort of characters each time; a man we love to hate, at first, then fall in love with, and a woman who’s strong and really not looking for a man we’d love to hate.

My favorite Sandra Brown so far is “Envy“. Pick it up. You won’t be sorry.

Your Purse, It Has Germs

I received a note from the Safety Committee at work about purses… Who would have thought purses would carry around germs, along with all your belongings? I bet this would apply to guys carrying around backpacks, too.

Read on…

THINK TWICE ABOUT WHERE YOU PUT YOUR PURSE!

Have you ever noticed gals who sit their purses on public restroom floors – that go directly to their dining tables? Happens a lot! It’s not always the ‘restaurant food’ that causes stomach distress. Sometimes “what you don’t know ‘will’ hurt you”! Read on.

Mom got so upset when a guest came in the door and plopped their purses down on the counter where she was cooking or setting up the buffet. She always said that purses are really dirty, because of where they have been. Smart Momma!!! It’s something just about every woman carries with them. Shauna Lake put purses to the test – for bacteria – with surprising results. You may think twice about where you put your purse. Women carry purses everywhere; from the office to public restrooms to the floor of the car. Most women won’t be caught without their purses, but did you ever stop to think about where your purse goes during the day?

“I drive a school bus, so my purse has been on the floor of the bus a lot,” says one woman. “On the floor of my car, probably in restrooms.” “I put my purse in grocery shopping carts, on the floor of bathroom stalls while changing a diaper,” says another woman and of course in my home which should be clean.”

We decided to find out if purses harbor a lot of bacteria. We learned how to test them at Nelson Laboratories in Salt Lake, then we set out to test the average woman’s purse. Most women told us they didn’t stop to think about what was on the bottom of their purse. Most said they usually set their purses on top of kitchen tables and counters where food is prepared. Most of the ladies we talked to told us they wouldn’t be surprised if their purses were at least a little bit dirty. It turns out purses are so surprisingly dirty, even the microbiologist who tested them was shocked. Microbiologist Amy Karren of Nelson Labs says nearly all of the purses tested were not only high in bacteria, but high in harmful kinds of bacteria.

In one sampling, four of five purses tested positive for salmonella, and that’s not the worst of it. “There is fecal contamination on the purses,” says Amy. Leather or vinyl purses tended to be cleaner than cloth purses, and lifestyle seemed to play a role. People with kids tended to have dirtier purses than those without, with one exception. The purse of one single woman who frequented nightclubs had one of the worst contaminations of all. “Some type of feces, or even possibly vomit or something like that.”

So the moral of this story – your purse won’t kill you, but it does has the potential to make you very sick if you keep it on places where you eat. Use hooks to hang your purse at home and in restrooms, and don’t put it on your desk, a restaurant table, or on your kitchen countertop.

Experts say you should think of your purse the same way you would a pair of shoes. “If you think about putting a pair of shoes onto your countertops, that’s the same thing you’re doing when you put your purse on the countertops” – your purse has gone where every individual before you has spat, coughed, urinated, emptied bowels, etc! Do you really want to bring that home with you?

The microbiologists at Nelson also said cleaning a purse will help. Wash cloth purses and use leather cleaner to clean the bottom of leather purses.

Early Morning Fun

So, at 5:30, there was a power surge of some sort in our house. We only know this because the carbon monoxide detector makes a really loud sound when it powers on and off. I went to check the computer, because it is always on.

The lights are on, but nobody’s home. This means there’s a flashing light on the front of the computer, but there are no fans going on the computer. It’s only flashing a light thanks to the battery on the motherboard.

So I pulled the power supply, swapped it with a power supply on a computer we’re not using anymore, and Voila! it was alive again.

Rather than use this as a “why me” experience, I thought about how nice it was that I had a spare power supply to plug in. It also gave me a chance to recable the computer and move it off of the floor, where it tends to gather dust and golden retriever fur.

Then, it was outside to scoop snow. The snow’s off the driveway, but there is a patch of ice here and there. I’m hoping the sun will help me out later.

It’s time for a nap, and it’s only 9am. 🙂

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