Lisa — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:36:52 +0000

Funnily enough, Ian and I were just comparing the size of US vs. British spiders yesterday.    I got out of the shower this morning and picked up my clothes from the floor.   Big fecking spider crawls out!

I looked at the spider, wondering WTF I was going to do next.      I moved… the spider RAN! FAST!    I said, “HOLY SHIT!” and TLK came running in from her room to see what was going on.

The spider ran under the weight scale.    I said calmly to her, “Don’t come in here. There is a large spider. Go get a book. ANY book!”.   So she gets the copy of “How to Win Friends and Influence People”.    We are clearly not about to win a new friend at this point.

I got in the tub because I figure that spider is not going to quickly run into the tub (irrational, I know).   I used something (I don’t recall what) to move the scale to coax the spider out.   He sat there like, “Ok, just do it.”   and I smashed him with the book.    Mind you.. .I didn’t just drop the book.   I winged it at him!

THEN.. I threw the book away!

LMAO!

Later, TLK said, “Mom? You used the ‘s’ word…” Me: “I know, honey. I lost my head.”

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